WERE YOU ONE of the bajillion people who paid to see Fifty Shades of Grey over the weekend? Did you watch it and think, “I wish I could experience that for myself”?
Now you’re in luck.
Women can now pay to have The Fifty Shades Experience. The experience includes two days spent with a dominant, a helicopter ride and some X-rated activity.
The whole thing will set you back $12,397 (€10,866) and is open to women in either New York or Los Angeles.
It’s basically a real-life reenactment of the movie.
Participants will sign a contract just like the one featured in the franchise and they will also be invited to be a “slave” for two days.
And, yes, there is a Red Room of Pain.
Charming.
So, who is Christian? According to the website, he will be an “experienced BDSM dominant artist” that you will choose from their selection.
As if all that weren’t enough and you needed a further reminder that you’re paying $12,000 to recreate a book, you will also recite Fifty Shades of Grey dialogue during dinner.
The company told Buzzfeed that 52 women have lived the experience so far and there’s a waiting list through April.
Excuse us, we need to step off the world for a while.
