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18 thoughts every girl has while getting ready for a big night out

“Why is everyone here so EARLY?”

IDEALLY, GETTING ready to go out is a relaxing, calming process that sets you up for the big night ahead.

In reality, that is rarely the case. Here are 18 thoughts every girl has had while getting ready for a night out.

1. I never asked if we were going fancy or casual. Damn.

2. Will everyone be wearing heels? *gazes longingly at flats*

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3. There are at least 15 photographs of me wearing this dress on Facebook. Perhaps I should have bought something new?

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4. *dances around in underwear for a solid 10 minutes*

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5. Sure will we have a glass of wine? We will.

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6. And now for the ultimate decision:

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7. *spends 20 minutes adding more songs to the night’s Spotify playlist*

8. Who would DARE come to the door at this ungodly hour?

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9. “Err… Can you just hang around down here? I’ll be FIVE MINUTES.”

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10. I lied. I will probably be at least 30 minutes.

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11. *dries and styles hair at a leisurely pace*

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12. Is tonight the night I try contouring? Or a bold smoky eye?

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13. …I look like a zebra.

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14. Maybe I shouldn’t have drank while I was doing my makeup.

15. I have I feeling I may regret this outfit choice.

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But there’s no TIME!

16. What was it Coco Chanel said? Before you leave the house, take off the last thing you put on?

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17. Nah Coco, you’re grand. I’m sure I haven’t over-accessorised.

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18. Right. I have wrestled with my hair, my clothes, my life choices; I am spiritually and physically broken.

Guess it’s time to go out!

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