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Why we really want to go on a night out with Tina Fey

We reckon it would be alot of fun.

AMERICAN COMEDY GENIUS Tina Fey celebrates her birthday today.

Tina is now 43 and given that it’s a Saturday we reckon she should hit the town and celebrate in style.

In fact, we’ve had a think about this and we’ve a feeling Tina would be incredibly good craic on a night out.

Here’s why.

1. You’d get a nice greeting from her

The minute Tina would see you she’d be like “HI HOW ARE YOU OH WOW SO GOOD TO SEE YOU”

Which is probably what she was saying to someone here:

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2. She’d know how to keep things looking glam at all times

Before you got dolled up  Tina would be making sure you pull out your best poses for the myriad of snaps you’re now required to take of a Saturday night.

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3. The photos would always be funny

Even when you've gotten yourself all spruced up, Tina would insist on making you giggle for the hordes of photographers that will await you

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4. If you want to dress up as a bunny she has no problem with it

Well she might have a small problem with it but like any good friend, Tina would wear a slightly unamused expression and let you carry on with things:

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5. If the club is full of young people she has your back

When you and Tina get to the club and it's full of young people being youthful you may have a problem

6. You just have to dance it out

So, youth or no youths Tina will not be afraid to get down

7. Someone might spill a drink on you

Which will not be great:

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8. And Tina will not be impressed

Look how angry she could get:

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9. She can't stop rolling her eyes

10. Then guys start to take an interest in Tina

And she basically lives out this classic Liz Lemon moment:

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11. Tina has other interests

She would rather photobomb people while holding a glass of wine.

Which is something we can get behind.

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12. Amy Poehler might pop in

While you're having all this fun at the club perhaps Tina will call on her best mate and fellow funny lady Amy Poehler to join you:

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And then the fun will really begin

13. She'd be totally fine with you quoting Mean Girls

At this point in the evening you and Tina are having a ball so she'd be fine with you quoting huge chunks of her still-hilarious script for Mean Girls

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14. End of the night grub would be amazing

Once you leave the club feeling a bit "merry" (ahem) you'll definitely want to grab food with Tina

And agree with her that night cheese is definitely a thing

15. You could end the night in style

Once you've danced at the youthful club, met Amy Poehler and had some night cheese you'd stumble back to Tina's gaff for a night cap.

And a chance to look at all her awards.

She might even let you hold one of them but be careful as they look very heavy:

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16. The emotional goodbye

Having to leave Tina's side would be an incredibly emotional experience but thankfully she'd channel Liz Lemon while comforting you:

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But then she'd be somewhat emotional herself:

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As you say goodbye you suggest that you grab some pizza the next time she's in town and Tina goes all Liz Lemon on you once again:

Happy birthday Tina Fey!

Oops. We forgot.

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