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Your Definitive Guide To Being Too Old To Be Out Tonight

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You'd rather be on the couch, wouldn't you?
You'd rather be on the couch, wouldn't you?
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MAYBE YOU’VE DECIDED to catch a gig tonight, or meet a group in a busy pub, or attend a birthday party of a close friend.

Should you really be out though?

Shouldn’t you be at home catching up on House of Cards?

Or checking on your home brewing kit?

Or reading bedtime stories to some kids?

Or sleeping?

Here’s are you know you are just too old for this carry on…

You’ve already asked “is that a boy or a girl?” several times

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You’re meerkatting around looking for somewhere to sit

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You’re sipping that shot someone just handed you

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You’ve found yourself thinking “that’s not music, that’s noise”

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It’s past eleven, and you are TIRED

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You’re already making plans to wash that stamp off your lámh

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It’s past midnight, and you’re REALLY TIRED

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You’re anxious to get home and walk the dog before he wrecks the gaff

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You need to be able to check your work email

 You’ve found yourself tutting aloud at somebody’s ‘rigout’

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You’ve muttered something about the “last bus”

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Go home oldsmobile! Be with your kin on the couch!

Are you too old? Let us know in the comments section. And for god’s sake SPEAK UP!

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Emer McLysaght

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