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Here's why Victoria's Secret coming to Dublin is a gamechanger for Irish gals


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IN WHAT SHOULD be music to the ears of anyone who wears a bra, underwear giant Victoria’s Secret is looking to open a store in Dublin.

A report in the Irish Times this morning states that the company wants to replace BT2 on Grafton Street, although a spokesperson from Brown Thomas told the newspaper that “no deal has been signed”.

There’s already huge excitement online about the possible Dublin store – let us explain why the arrival of Victoria’s Secret is a huge deal for the knicker-loving women of Ireland.

Firstly, the stuff is CUTE

And so far, our only access to Victoria’s Secret on home soil has been through Dublin Airport’s Terminal 2

And, well, that’s not very easy to get to. Not to mention there are about three pairs of knickers in the place, and the rest of the stock is made up of body spray.

Now you won’t have to wait for your next non-Ryanair flight to get there

Yet another way Ryanair was keeping us down. But no more!

One of these bags will be under every oxter, not just the oxters of a select few

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Carrying you personal effects in a Victoria’s Secret bag will no longer be a way to show off that you’ve been to the US recently. FIND ANOTHER WAY, JET SETTERS.

You will never be without Good Knickers again

You know how if you got to go to a Victoria’s Secret, you treasured the knickers you bought for years?

And you didn’t throw them out until way past their sell-by-date, just because they were such good knickers? You don’t need to worry any more.

And the hold Penneys knickers have on you will be broken

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You buy them, they’re cute, you wash them, they’re dead. You deserve better than that.

Your PJ/loungewear game will improve beyond measure

Because if there’s anything we really need, it’s more options for comfy clothes.

And there will be lacy two-pieces sported in bedrooms across the land

We predict that Ireland will see a record number of births 10-11 months after the Dublin store opens. Just our thinking.

Best of all, you can swan around and 100% believe you’re one of these gals

2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Runway - New York AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

Even if you don’t have legs up to your armpits, you might FEEL as if you do. And that’s all that matters.

More: 9 types of knickers every Irish girl has in her drawer>

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