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35 tweets that will make you laugh if you're obsessed with dogs

This is exactly how you should be easing yourself into the weekend.

1. Everyone in the family appreciates how important the family pet is.

2. If you love dogs, there’s little that can keep you away from them.

3. People probably like your dog more than you but you’re OK with that

 4. In fact, people definitely like your dog more than they like you.

5. If they don’t, take it as a warning sign

6. They get more special treatment than human family members.

7. Treating a dog like this is almost harder to imagine than actually getting them put down.

8. They barely have to do anything for you to love them.

9. You’d probably go extremely out of your way to come into contact with a dog.

10. The thoughts of a dog doubting themselves makes you feel so sad

11. Even though they can’t speak, they can convey a lot with how they look.

12. They always have the best intentions, even when they’re doing something sinister

13. There is nothing in the world that gives you greater satisfaction than a dog winking at you. Don’t ever tell yourself they just did it by accident.

14. Imagine how grim the world would be for people who can’t properly express emotions if dogs didn’t exist.

 15. They have no idea how hilarious they are, which makes them even funnier.

 16. They offer a lot of people opportunities to socialise that they may not have otherwise.

 17. They have their own adorable little social lives too.

 18. Which is friendship goals.

 19. People would go to jail for their dogs.

20. Or greater lengths.

21. They are heroes. Look at the tiny protective boots.

22. They never have conflicting opinions with us (unless you’re a person who hates tennis balls).

 23. Here’s an important diagram on the sounds that they make.

24. Unlike a real baby, you would be blessed to be seated beside one of these on public transport or an airplane.

25. This is the most important pope we’ve ever had.

26. It’s great to think about what’s going on inside of their brains.

27. Just don’t think about it too much or else it gets kind of scary.

28. They worry us more than children.

29. Possibly because they are just little furry children.

30. They deserve all of the attention that they get.

31. The worst thing that anyone can do is disrespect a dog.

32. They are actual angels.

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33. There’s nothing like the friendship you can have with a dog.

34. They’re little idiots, but in a totally lovable way

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35. OK. Maybe it’s possible to love your dog too much.


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