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8 signs you are a hummusexual*

*Hummusexual: Person who is deeply in love with hummus.

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL Hummus Day – as if anyone really needs an excuse to eat the delicious Middle Eastern dip.

People who have fallen in love with the hummus understand the pattern of hummus addiction. It’s the same time and again.

Once you discover hummus, it feels like a veil had been lifted

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Snacks can be healthy? OH MY GOD.

You then proceed to dip everything in hummus

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Bread. Crisps. Celery. Your own hand.

You’ve tried making your own

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A challenge, but totally worth it. (Try this recipe for extra-smooth hummus.)

This seems perfectly reasonable

This is making you emotional

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A whole plate of it! *heart eyes emoji*

You have eaten a whole tub in one sitting

It was an accident! Sort of.

And you know restraint is essential (now)

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Hummus is only healthy in moderation. Not when you eat the whole tub. Right. Got it.

Still, you know there’s no going back

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Hummus is love. Hummus is life. You are a hummusexual.

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