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13 problems only insomniacs will understand

Shout out to anyone who’s become convinced they’re a terrible person at 3am.

1. Wondering what’s wrong with you

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2. Calculating exactly how many minutes’ sleep you’d get if you became unconscious right at that moment

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3. Your thoughts getting a bit… weird

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4. Feeling more alone than you’ve ever felt in your life

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5. Becoming inexplicably angry at anyone who is asleep, up to and including your own partner

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6. All that thinking you need to do? Now is a good time.

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7. Thinking about… whatever

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8. Considering all the terrible errors you’ve made in your life to date

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9. And drawing conclusions from this

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10. Becoming obsessed with the arrangement of your bedclothes/bedroom/home

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11. Just becoming obsessive, really

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12. Not being able to sleep because you’re too busy worrying about not getting enough sleep

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13. And finally, Twitter.

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About the author:

Michael Freeman

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