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Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed

His manhood has quite a following, apparently.

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JAMIE DORNAN HAS stated that his manhood will not be making an appearance in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie.

In an interview with the Guardian, he said:

There were contracts in place that said that viewers wouldn’t be seeing my, um [...] my todger.

The former Calvin Klein model and star of The Fall said there would be “suggestive elements” to the movie – an adaptation of the Fifty Shades novel famously packed with graphic sex scenes – but that it should not be “gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic”.

His fans, however, beg to differ.

Several have questioned the point of the whole enterprise.

Some believe bigger questions need to be asked.

And some are simply upset.

There is, however, a campaign in action.

So far, there is no central gathering point for those angry about the omission of Dornan’s penis. There is, however, a petition for producers to bring his beard back for the sequel.

So now.

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