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This 5-year-old kid has more relationship woes than you do

Damn it feels bad to be a gangsta.

THIS LITTLE LAD has 99 problems, and girls account for all of them.

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The player life is really getting to him, isn’t it.

Kid: They’re all pretty, I have to give one up.
Mum: It’s rough being five, isn’t it.
Kid: I wish I was four again.

Spoken with the air of a true ladykiller. Watch out, world.

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