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This little boy is absolutely devastated that he can't get married yet

“It’ll be eight hundred million billion weeks until I can get married!”

AH, YOU HAVE to respect this little lad. He’s six years old, with his whole life ahead of him. And all he wants to do is get married. He doesn’t know. How could he?

“I wish I was 80.”


“Because then I could get married.”

Source: llyanabuey/YouTube

Wonder how the dad explained that “marriage isn’t fun” comment to the boy’s mother. We’re sure it went very well.

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