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This app tells you the best time to run out for a wee during a film
# Gee Wizz
# Gee Wizz

This app tells you the best time to run out for a wee during a film

Apr 25th 2014, 6:00 PM 3,110 Views 2 Comments

Because there’s nothing worse than holding it in JUST IN CASE.

13 simple moments of pure unadulterated pleasure
# Aaaaah
# Aaaaah

13 simple moments of pure unadulterated pleasure

Mar 23rd 2014, 11:00 AM 7,483 Views 6 Comments

And they’re all free, too!

Weird Wide Web: Renting out your toilet, a Bitcoin bank robbery and one of the the worst games ever - again
# Week In Web
From TheJournal.ie
# Week In Web

Weird Wide Web: Renting out your toilet, a Bitcoin bank robbery and one of the the worst games ever - again

Mar 9th 2014, 11:00 AM 12,952 Views 4 Comments

All of your essential tech and social media news for the week in one byte-sized portion.

Someone stole an entire toilet from a hotel room without being noticed
# Oh Crap
# Oh Crap

Someone stole an entire toilet from a hotel room without being noticed

Mar 5th 2014, 8:30 PM 3,169 Views 3 Comments

How did they get it through reception?

Harry Styles makes mortifying run from urinal to stage at Brit Awards
# Wee Direction
# Wee Direction

Harry Styles makes mortifying run from urinal to stage at Brit Awards

Feb 20th 2014, 8:07 AM 3,630 Views 1 Comment

He was having a wee.

Bad news, toilet fishing is no longer allowed at the Sochi Olympics
# Aw Shucks
# Aw Shucks

Bad news, toilet fishing is no longer allowed at the Sochi Olympics

Feb 4th 2014, 8:35 AM 6,445 Views 5 Comments

Thousands are thought to have cancelled flights in disappointment*. *No one has cancelled flights in disappointment.

Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell
# Toilet Humour
# Toilet Humour

Jonah Hill tells tragic tale of getting the blame for someone else's smell

Jan 17th 2014, 8:23 AM 1,564 Views 0 Comments

It could have been love, were it not for the horrific smell in the jacks.

Debunked: Does water drain in a different direction in each hemisphere?
# True Or False
From TheJournal.ie
# True Or False

Debunked: Does water drain in a different direction in each hemisphere?

Nov 24th 2013, 10:15 AM 20,392 Views 49 Comments

You remember this from The Simpsons, don’t you?

Column: Laughter at World Toilet Day is worth it if it highlights that sanitation is a human right
# Opinion
From TheJournal.ie
# Opinion

Column: Laughter at World Toilet Day is worth it if it highlights that sanitation is a human right

Nov 19th 2013, 1:15 PM 56 Views 19 Comments

Today is World Toilet Day. Yes, people might laugh, writes Michael Doorly, but did you know more children die from diarrhoea related disease than HIV, malaria and tuberculosis combined.

University physicists explain how men can prevent urinal splashback
# Whizz Kids
# Whizz Kids

University physicists explain how men can prevent urinal splashback

Nov 7th 2013, 7:30 PM 1,686 Views 1 Comment

It’s the problem all men face at some point.

10 trials and tribulations of bathroom etiquette
# There's No Toilet Paper
# There's No Toilet Paper

10 trials and tribulations of bathroom etiquette

Oct 11th 2013, 8:15 PM 24,113 Views 35 Comments

It’s a minefield. Very few of us emerge unscathed.

Kid has hilarious conversation with himself about his poo
# Poo-tine
# Poo-tine

Kid has hilarious conversation with himself about his poo

Oct 11th 2013, 8:35 AM 3,348 Views 0 Comments

He doesn’t know he’s being taped, and it’s the best thing ever.

How to use the bathroom with no smell... according to this bizarre ad
# Call Of Nature
# Call Of Nature

How to use the bathroom with no smell... according to this bizarre ad

Sep 10th 2013, 6:00 PM 29,126 Views 57 Comments

It claims to eliminate all odour from your visit to the smallest room.

8 things everyone does in someone else's bathroom
# Do Me Toilet
# Do Me Toilet

8 things everyone does in someone else's bathroom

Jul 11th 2013, 9:30 PM 30,211 Views 6 Comments

THERE’S SOMEBODY IN HERE!

Mother arrested after she flushed her baby down the toilet in Spain
# Drain Baby
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# Drain Baby

Mother arrested after she flushed her baby down the toilet in Spain

Jun 24th 2013, 9:49 PM 23,243 Views 106 Comments

The baby is said to be in a serious but non life-threatening condition in hospital.

The 7 things lads* do in photographs
# Cheese
# Cheese

The 7 things lads* do in photographs

Jun 18th 2013, 6:00 PM 33,635 Views 21 Comments

*Well, some lads.

8 dangers of using your phone on the toilet
# Logging On
# Logging On

8 dangers of using your phone on the toilet

Jun 12th 2013, 12:51 PM 43,945 Views 24 Comments

We’re only here to help.

9 of the most agonising places to desperately need the loo
# Do Me Toilet
# Do Me Toilet

9 of the most agonising places to desperately need the loo

Jun 7th 2013, 2:14 PM 19,607 Views 7 Comments

The beach. A gig. On a bus. IT’S ALL SO PAINFUL.

This company wants to bring 'bum wipes' to your bathroom
# Number Two
# Number Two

This company wants to bring 'bum wipes' to your bathroom

Jun 5th 2013, 6:47 PM 2,703 Views 10 Comments

Loo roll is “primitive”, apparently.

Alan Shatter 'humbled', HSE versus the China baby video: The week's news skewed
# Not The News
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# Not The News

Alan Shatter 'humbled', HSE versus the China baby video: The week's news skewed

Jun 1st 2013, 10:00 AM 7,237 Views 11 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: HSE officials too busy watching video of Chinese baby to appear on Prime Time, and parents using clothes recycling containers to mind children…

Adrian Mutu wants to adopt the Chinese baby rescued from sewage pipe
# Rescue
From The42
# Rescue

Adrian Mutu wants to adopt the Chinese baby rescued from sewage pipe

May 30th 2013, 2:09 PM 2,901 Views 4 Comments

‘I must adopt him, he has been sent to me by God,’ says the Romanian.

No charges for mother of Chinese toilet pipe baby
# China
From TheJournal.ie
# China

No charges for mother of Chinese toilet pipe baby

May 30th 2013, 10:32 AM 14,891 Views 22 Comments

The 22-year-old mother reportedly gave birth unexpectedly in the communal bathroom of her building and the baby slipped into the toilet pipe.

Newborn baby survives after being 'flushed down toilet'
# China
From TheJournal.ie
# China

Newborn baby survives after being 'flushed down toilet'

May 28th 2013, 8:16 AM 39,803 Views 127 Comments

The baby survived after being found inside a four-inch pipe – it is believed he was flushed down the toilet.

Is this the cleverest toilet door to ever exist?
# Potty Brain
# Potty Brain

Is this the cleverest toilet door to ever exist?

May 13th 2013, 2:34 PM 3,898 Views 2 Comments

So smart. So so smart.

7 tips for a peaceful poo at work
# Numero Dos
# Numero Dos

7 tips for a peaceful poo at work

Apr 30th 2013, 3:18 PM 52,322 Views 5 Comments

We all have to do it at one time or another.

VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet
# Harpic Shake
# Harpic Shake

VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet

Apr 3rd 2013, 12:20 PM 1,826 Views 0 Comments

Scarleh.

The burning question*: Is it alright to take your phone to the toilet?
# Dilemma
# Dilemma

The burning question*: Is it alright to take your phone to the toilet?

Nov 26th 2012, 1:40 PM 12,246 Views 40 Comments

It’s Monday, so let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*not really)

Unblocking a toilet… Irish style (VIDEO)
# Explosive
# Explosive

Unblocking a toilet… Irish style (VIDEO)

Nov 5th 2012, 7:45 PM 2,364 Views 2 Comments

Watch what happens when you put a firework in a blocked toilet. It’s revolting.

Poll: Should businesses open their toilet facilities to the public?
# Your Say
From TheJournal.ie
# Your Say

Poll: Should businesses open their toilet facilities to the public?

Oct 8th 2012, 9:51 AM 14,954 Views 92 Comments

Businesses in Dublin are being asked to allow the public use their toilets – even non-paying customers – because of a lack of facilities in the capital.

Weird Wide Web: the week in online oddities
# Week In Web
# Week In Web

Weird Wide Web: the week in online oddities

Jul 8th 2012, 10:00 AM 7,592 Views 0 Comments

Some of the internet’s best offerings in social media, tech, science and weird news.

Gallery: Weird and wonderful public toilets
# Holy Crapper
# Holy Crapper

Gallery: Weird and wonderful public toilets

Jul 1st 2012, 12:00 PM 10,659 Views 11 Comments

And just a reminder… amazing doesn’t necessarily mean inviting.

Gerard Depardieu 'said sorry' to stewardess after peeing on plane
# Oui-oui-gate
From TheJournal.ie
# Oui-oui-gate

Gerard Depardieu 'said sorry' to stewardess after peeing on plane

Aug 18th 2011, 8:54 AM 2,041 Views 20 Comments

Friends insist the actor tried to relieve himself into a bottle on the Dublin flight, but spilt some on the floor.

Hangover cure, games room and a date zone: Irish people and their bathrooms
# That's Gas!
# That's Gas!

Hangover cure, games room and a date zone: Irish people and their bathrooms

Jun 27th 2011, 9:44 PM 2,774 Views 13 Comments

Next time you’re on the phone to someone, they could be calling you from very near a toilet….