LOOKING TO SPREAD some Christmas cheer the Trump way? The answer is here!
This Make America Great Again ornament is official Trump merchandise, and also the most ‘Trump’ thing that ever existed – it’s $149 (€140) and made of brass and 24 carat gold. $149!
This ornament is sure to make any tree stand out.
At that price, it better make us our morning coffee, too.
You’ll be unsurprised to hear that the internet has descended on the Amazon listing to ‘review’ the product – as of this evening, there are almost 4,000 reviews. And they are gold.
There are jokes about Trump’s idiosyncratic manner of speech
Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is Yuge. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaay over to the far right.
YUGE.
A few comments on his attitude to women
My brother and father can hang it up just fine, but when my mother and I try, it’s just “WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!”
Just a couple of digs at his stance on immigrants
It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings “I’m Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas”.
And of course, some Hamilton references
This ornament keeps tweeting at 3am, demanding apologies from the casts of various Broadway musicals. You’d think now that the Christmas season has officially arrived, the ornament would finally get serious about being an ornament…
The item is ‘currently unavailable’ on Amazon, but you can buy it on Trump’s website if you’ve got over a hundred quid to throw at a bauble, or if you’ve completely lost your mind. Either way!
