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7 questions we have about that absolutely ridiculous VIPoo ad

Firstly, how dare you? And secondly, how DARE you?

HAVE YOUR EYES and ears been repeatedly assaulted by the ad for VIPoo toilet spray yet? If not, please press play:

Source: Air Wick UK/YouTube

That’s really something, isn’t it? There is much to discuss.

1. Is a smelly candle or a spray not enough any more?

vipoo4 Source: YouTube

Honestly, the pressure is too great. We can’t completely protect the world from poo smells. We just can’t.

2. Surely no one really says “punish the porcelain”?

punish the porcelain Source: YouTube

Something about this phrase just rubs me up the wrong way. It’s too visceral.

3. Why are the poos shaped like donuts?

devilsdonuts Source: YouTube

So you’ve gone out of your way to say ‘poo’ several times in the ad, but showing us some realistic turds is going too far? Why do you have to ruin donuts for us?

4. The depiction of unisex public toilets is very modern now, isn’t it?

unisex Source: YouTube

VIPoo leading the way!

5. They do know that it’s not a secret that women poo, don’t they?

vipoo3 Source: YouTube

In the ad, our starlet is valiantly attempting to hide the fact that she poos from an oblivious man – several oblivious men in the American version.

Because they still have no clue that we also poo, right? That’s just between us gals! Tee hee!

6. Why does he do this. Why

vipootreatment Source: YouTube

God, I could cry.

7. Doesn’t your heart just go out to her?

vipoo2 Source: YouTube

Girl, you’re doing a great job. You’re selling poo spray, but let it never be said that you didn’t fully commit.

Will you be giving your toilet the VIPoo treatment? Wait. Don’t answer that.

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