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Vogue says 'cleavage is dead', but women with big boobs say 'LOL, good one'

Oh sorry, let us go get some new smaller ones in Penneys.

BIG-CHESTED GIRLS, have you heard? It’s time to get rid of your boobs.

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Vogue has declared that cleavage is ‘dead’, citing the recent trend for high-necked dresses and blouses and the declining popularity of the push-up bra as the cause.

“The tits will not be out for the lads. Or anyone else, for that matter,” writes Kathleen Baird-Murray for the magazine.

Rejecting the stereotypes of gender has been brought sharply into focus, with the days of women as eye-candy, their sexuality positively smouldering rather than subtly played out, officially over.

Major side eye 👀

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Erm, OK. But there’s just one problem: For women with big boobs, cleavage is kind of unavoidable.

As any gal over a D cup knows, looking ‘appropriate’ in certain tops and dresses can be challenging – and you can’t just pack your boobs away in the back of the wardrobe until they’re ‘on trend’ again.

So all the big-boobed women out there are having a nice little laugh for themselves at being decreed unfashionable:

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Vogue, back in your box.

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