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Woman completely snots herself while trying to steal a potted plant

And CCTV captured it all for your enjoyment.

WE HAVE NO idea why anyone would try to steal a large potted plant. But we assume this woman had a very good reason.

She was caught on CCTV running away with the plant (bad move) before going completely on her snot – destroying the plant, and probably her face too.

Source: Crystal Barrett/YouTube

Let’s see that again:

plant fail

Smooth, smooth criminal.

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