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This college student wrote and turned in an essay drunk, and regretted it deeply

“You are welcome. Love you.”

EVERY COLLEGE student has done some seriously last-minute essay writing, but this one takes the cake.

S5Iy-IpA Source: Twitter/@kenna_bo_benna

McKenna Clark was thoroughly enjoying herself on a night out when she remembered she had an essay due for her Criminal Justice class the next day.

Still drunk, she composed this rambling, incoherent missive on ‘kissing on trains’ and Dr Pepper’s, and submitted it:

Oh dear. On waking up the next morning, McKenna checked her emails, realised what she’d done, and tweeted a screengrab of the essay.

As of this morning, it has over 36,000 retweets – that and her closing arguments alone are worth an A:

You are welcome. Love you.

We’re sure Professor Grams will appreciate it. To really hammer home her mental state at the time of writing the paper, her friends posted this picture:

McKenna, you madser. Well, as the ancient Irish proverb goes – you can repeat the exams, but you can’t repeat the craic.

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