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A woman was arrested for pleasuring herself during a Fifty Shades screening

It was inevitable. We all know it was.

IN ALL HONESTY, we all knew it was only a matter of time. A woman in Sinaloa, Mexico, was arrested last week after accusations that she was pleasuring herself during a screening of the bondage blockbuster.

The 33-year-old woman was foiled by other cinema-goers, who reported her suspicious activity to security. She was then removed and cuffed. Apt.

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According to local reports, police arrested her on suspicion of public indecency.

The fact that it took this long is probably the only surprise here.

The thirst is real.

Shudder.

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