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This Dublin man was forced to eat his full Irish with a scissors

And then you finally see the truth….


IT TAKES A lot to separate a man from his fry, and one Dublin man in particular wasn’t going to let a little thing like no cutlery stand in his way.

John Breheny is in the middle of a big house move, but when the primal need for a few rashers struck, he didn’t ignore it.


Breheny told

I had no cooking utensils! Grilled everything and used the scissors to scramble the egg after taking it out of the microwave.

All together now:


You see, the cutlery and the utensils had already made their way to the new house, but the plates… ah the plates were still there. They were packed away in a box, but there nonetheless. #Blessed.

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Emer McLysaght

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