WE CAN’T COOK, but we might be able to if we got our hands on this stuff.
They’ve done everything for you, bar eat it.
1. This pasta bag, that comes with a bag of water
Helpful.
2. This microwave with a toaster
For the perfect beans on toast, every time.
3. This toaster that enables you to select ‘a bit more’ time
4. A cooking spray that measures servings in time
5. The coffee cup that tells you how long it will stay hot for while driving…
6. This frozen food has instructions on both the inside and outside wrapping
Because we all know we’ll throw one in the bin before we start cooking.
7. This noodle soup, that offers cooking time based on how you like the texture.
8. This birthday cake knife that comes with a match
9. The chewing gum that has post its to spit it out in
10. The pasta packet that gives you precise measurements
Should be standard, to be honest.
11. Basically, instructions should be as specific as absolutely possible
