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15 thoughts everyone on a diet has at lunchtime

Office lunchtime is the undisputed enemy of the dieter.

STICKING TO YOUR diet is easier away from the temptations of the office. Here, people are eating delicious-looking sandwiches and allowing the scent of their leftover takeaway to waft in your direction.

It’s just not fair.

1pm: I’ve got my salad that I made last night, I am just so organised.

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1:02pm: This is nice! I have the few croutons, some vinaigrette…nice.

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*feels sad*

1:08pm: There’s a gang over there talking about getting burritos. Notions.

1:10pm: Wait – that new burrito place is doing FREE FOOD all day? Of course it is.

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1:12pm: …Maybe I’ll treat myself, you’re allowed have some treats, right?

1:15pm: No. I must stay on course. The course to the new me, who is not tempted by such things.

But free food…

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1:16pm: *waste 10 minutes dithering*

1:26pm: I’ll eat this salad. I love salad. Salad salad salad. *smug face*

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1:30pm: I see Mark got himself a chicken fillet roll. Well for him.

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1:32pm: *thinks about beige food*

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1:36pm: I’d love a bit of bread.

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1:40pm: *eats all croutons in salad*

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*feels sad again*

1:44pm: I want a free burrito.

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Now it’s too late.

1:48pm: They’ll all regret those burritos later on. Yeah. Mark my words.

1:50pm: *angrily eats rest of salad*

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