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Banks to take us seriously... er, no: The week's news skewed
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Banks to take us seriously... er, no: The week's news skewed

Aug 24th 2013, 10:30 AM 5,497 Views 7 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Egypt despairs as Eamon Gilmore drafted in to heal divisions.

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2013*
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Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2013*

Aug 9th 2013, 10:30 AM 7,273 Views 9 Comments

*The events of 2013 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2012*
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Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2012*

Aug 8th 2013, 10:30 AM 6,728 Views 9 Comments

*The events of 2012 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2011*
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Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2011*

Aug 7th 2013, 10:30 AM 6,043 Views 8 Comments

*The events of 2011 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2010*
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Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2010*

Aug 6th 2013, 10:30 AM 9,329 Views 37 Comments

*The events of 2010 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2009*
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Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2009*

Aug 5th 2013, 10:30 AM 12,467 Views 9 Comments

*The events of 2009 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

Orgasms and MacGill: The week's news skewed
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Orgasms and MacGill: The week's news skewed

Aug 3rd 2013, 10:30 AM 10,416 Views 7 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: A groundshaking event at MacGill summer school, Paddy and Pat – the sequel; bankers defaulting on responsibility.

Royal baby offered place in Irish creche: The week's news skewed
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Royal baby offered place in Irish creche: The week's news skewed

Jul 27th 2013, 10:30 AM 18,359 Views 13 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Diplomatic incidents over British Prince George, HSE tells everyone to lighten up.

One from the satire archive: The 85 Billion Euro Man
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One from the satire archive: The 85 Billion Euro Man

Jul 6th 2013, 10:30 AM 6,303 Views 4 Comments

Still reeling from the Anglo Tapes? We recall a clairvoyant extract from satirical novel, The Eighty-Five Billion Dollar Man.

Reillyland declared not in recession: The week's news skewed
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Reillyland declared not in recession: The week's news skewed

Jun 29th 2013, 10:00 AM 7,128 Views 5 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Irish getting better at racism, taking bankers to a long lunch, loving Anglo.

PAC chairman hoping to replace Cmmdr Hadfield, bring wife and son: The week's news skewed
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PAC chairman hoping to replace Cmmdr Hadfield, bring wife and son: The week's news skewed

Jun 15th 2013, 10:00 AM 5,887 Views 1 Comment

Breaking via The Mire wire: Ireland wants to be ruled by the head of Gerry Adams and the clothed body of Rihanna.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Apr 6th 2013, 10:00 AM 4,482 Views 1 Comment

Breaking via The Mire wire: Kim Jong-Un clings on to his place in the Dáil Technical Group, pointing Phil Hogan at North Korea and Ireland nominated by troika for fantasy government awards.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Mar 9th 2013, 9:45 AM 5,209 Views 0 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Rodents’ emigration plans thwarted; Revenue Commissioners get seriously serious; smart economy passes away in Leinster House.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Feb 23rd 2013, 5:00 PM 5,220 Views 10 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Gerry’s teddy all the talk in toy town; today’s marginalised looking forward to a State apology in 2063; cé hé Micheál Martin?

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Feb 16th 2013, 5:00 PM 6,949 Views 6 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Donkey meat disgusts horse meat eaters; Pat Rabbitte’s Valentine to himself; retirement advice from an ex-Pope.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jan 26th 2013, 5:00 PM 9,174 Views 2 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Obesity helping the recliner chair-smuggling business; rural drinking a lifeline for rural Garda stations; GAA jealous of soccer ball boy phenomenon.

This is the week's news... skewed
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This is the week's news... skewed

Jan 12th 2013, 5:00 PM 4,307 Views 0 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Tinfoil hats to protect against interweb; abortion floodgates ‘like Guinness at The Gathering’; James Reilly a mystery to the Troika.

This is the week's news... skewed
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This is the week's news... skewed

Jan 6th 2013, 5:00 PM 5,498 Views 7 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Employed people get the Pat Kenny jitters; newspapers to save the interweb; Irish people want to be Swiss.

The Mire's review of the year's news... skewed
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The Mire's review of the year's news... skewed

Dec 29th 2012, 5:00 PM 5,494 Views 2 Comments

Government response to Anonymous cheers everyone up; Heathrow goes green; Irish people want to escape to prisons; Love/Hate Christmas special: This was 2012 according to The Mire

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Dec 8th 2012, 5:00 PM 5,523 Views 4 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Wine replaces the euro as common currency; Budget enshrines right to die in poverty and exclusive details of the Love/Hate Christmas special.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Dec 1st 2012, 5:00 PM 5,197 Views 5 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: 103% of adults fluent in Irish; evidence of a parliament found in Leinster House; rainwater is tax-free… for now.

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Here is the week's news... skewed

Nov 10th 2012, 5:00 PM 3,477 Views 4 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: A Gathering storm; Al-Quinnada; and Mitt Romney’s Irish cousin?

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Here is the week's news... skewed

Nov 3rd 2012, 5:00 PM 7,446 Views 5 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Making it easier to get an Irish Heritage certificate; criminals too busy wetting themselves at Garda Segways to commit crimes; Richie Boucher catches Bond producers’ eye.

Here is the week's news... skewed
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Here is the week's news... skewed

Oct 27th 2012, 5:00 PM 3,464 Views 1 Comment

Breaking via The Mire wire: Ice-cream for children’s votes? Tayto Park as possible children’s hospital site? European ‘Rear of the Year’ award for the Taoiseach?

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Here is the week's news... skewed

Oct 13th 2012, 5:00 PM 5,575 Views 6 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Suing for the right to piddle in peace; bank begs people not to pay cash; Enda upstages Rosanna.

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Here is the week's news... skewed

Sep 29th 2012, 5:00 PM 3,491 Views 3 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: Kilkenny residents told they have to live beside Phil Hogan; Mars rover finds primary care centres on the red planet.

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Sep 22nd 2012, 5:00 PM 4,379 Views 8 Comments

Breaking via The Mire wire: James Reilly wins international comedy award; mystery as man found in Dublin “without a care in the world”; Rosanna’s breasts issue complaint.

Here is the week’s news… skewed
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Here is the week’s news… skewed

Aug 25th 2012, 6:10 PM 6,725 Views 3 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Burglars thank Department of Justice for not replacing Garda squad cars and a Rose goes rogue…

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Aug 4th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,066 Views 4 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Why wasn’t Seán Quinn honoured at Olympics opening ceremony? Will Shell truck rescue create 13,000 jobs?

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Here is the week's news... skewed

Jul 7th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,875 Views 4 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Buying the God particle; elderly targeting the elderly; Ireland’s first efficient bank?

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Jun 23rd 2012, 6:00 PM 3,483 Views 2 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: A “no loaves, no fishes” Eucharistic Congress; TDs free to terrorise old constituencies…

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Jun 9th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,059 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Mick Wallace saves the country €2.1 million; Irish Catholics get religious guidance from Fr Ted re-runs; and Finance officials no longer allowed to do sums…

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Jun 2nd 2012, 6:30 PM 4,361 Views 2 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Cars caught driving at the speed limit; unemployed told not to pull sickies during Euro2012; sunshine emergency…

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May 26th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,207 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The secret link between Jedward and the Central Bank and the TD who was caught working…

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Here is the week's news... skewed

May 19th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,131 Views 4 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The Government’s You Retire, We Rehire policy; Israel to take on Ireland; the second referendum that won’t happen will be held on 22 June.

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Here's the week's news... skewed

May 12th 2012, 6:00 PM 2,729 Views 0 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: The Leaving Cert could be the death for Chinese language and Ó Cúiv’s new job as a party pooper in Perth.

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May 5th 2012, 6:00 PM 4,337 Views 6 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: Continuity Irish Dancers turn vicious over ringlets row; 12 million bungalows for Athlone; Michael Noonan takes Miss Ireland crown as ‘warning’…

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Apr 28th 2012, 6:00 PM 3,326 Views 7 Comments

BREAKING via The Mire wire: A Garda sat-nav cult and Phil Hogan scales Liberty Hall, Lucinda in paw.